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Asphyxiation of Children is a one-man Grind/Punk project based in the UAE.
The band is mostly known for its Noisecore songs before they made the switch to "Grindpunk".
At the moment, their most popular song is "Song about Assoluto Racing", which went really well with the band's anti-music theme.
Now though, the band is pretty much dead, they used to upload a song every two days or so but now things have changed.
Person 1: Asphyxiation of Children is so bad, the vocals sound like a cat vomiting.
Person 2: First of all, that's metal as fuck, second of all, isn't sounding bad supposed to be its purpose?
It is a philosophy conservatives and assorted soccer moms came up with to destroy everything a kid might find fun. It is based on the idea that if people coddle their kids from doing anything that even could have the slightest potential for harming the kid it should be outlawed.
How do the "protect the children" crazies work? well it starts with some dumbass that gets hurt or raped or sees porn, or is even just playing a game or music and someone sees it and rats or gets hurt. The soccer mom parent sues with the claim "because my boy was so stupid to get himself hurt all must suffer" and bam it is outlawed. They also tend to think pedophiles are behind every rock, tree and bush and will do whatever it takes to keep kids inside a vacuum or bubble.
no more swing-sets to take kids on? No more good kids television shows? No more fun animated violence in video games/movies? good cooking utensils? Safety scissors? dressing up in full military armor to just go rollerskating. The list goes on and on!
Me: why is your son fat
soccermom: He is safe from all things that could hurt him, we just keep him inside all day long, so he is devoid of all physical activity therefore he is big boned! You don't happen to be a pedophile? do you?
Me: *runs for my life* thinking "those protect the children nuts are sure raising some lifeless kids alright."
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Children, ages 1 through 11, seen at Wal-Mart after 10:30pm no matter whether it is a weekday school night, holiday night, weekend night, accompanying their parents while shopping. Usually found in packs of 2 to 5 with one or two of the younger stuck drooling in the shopping cart while grabbing at items within their reach. 2 to 3 of the older ones will run amok with the parents in total ignorance of the damage being created. They cross all racial lines. The default clothing is dirty sleepwear or dirty clothing which they wore all day along with always being underdressed for cold weather- lacking coats, gloves, hats. Usually the parents with the children are a mother and aunt or mother and newest boyfriend (usually father to only the youngest child- the others being spread among two or more fathers.) They bend their parent's pathetic willpower to get cheap toys, sugary candy, or sugary drink bottles (ones with the tear off tops) or all three. This might even be their dinner since the family arrived after the in-store McDonald’s closed. In the case of the toys, the boxes are stripped off before the child’s back into the family mini-van which teaches the children the lesson of "instant gratification".
These children can also be classified as “future workers of Wal-Mart” since their parent’s failure to provide a structured family environment will generate employees who believe that working for Wal-Mart is a life goal and making $10/hour for 10 years is a good career.
John thought that he would be able to shop quickly by going to Wal-mart at 11:45pm Tuesday night but then found himself at the checkout behind a 300lb Tweety Bird shirt wearing Walmart Creature and her five Walmart Children.
John waited in line while the youngest in the cart gummed on a box of kitchen scouring pads, another girl pulled every product from the lowest display pegs and threw them on the floor, two boys fought using toy swords already ripped from the packages, the oldest girl retreived a gallon of the cheapest favored "drink" from the cooler as the mother yelled to the children's aunt in the cigarette checkout line to "Get me a carton of Basic's and a couple of packs of Marlboros for him to have when he gets home!"
John sighed and thought to himself "Our country is doomed." as he waited for the trainwreck of a family to check out.
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Don't get your boneless children up my nose.
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The Final Episode of Season 12 of Modern Doctor Who. This Episode is a perfect representation of taking something good and then taking a massive shit all over it
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: Wow, the Timeless Children was an amazing episode!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!
An awesome band who totally rule the universe...literally....
man children of bodom rule, and thats all i have to say about that...
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Little fuckers who spend every minute of their childhood outside of their home generally being loud, annoying and disrespectful to everybody else in the neighborhood because their parents are either:
A - Too lazy to teach the little wankers respect
or
B - Too busy believing their children are perfect little angels who never bother anyone and are loved by all, unaware of the fact that everybody within 2 miles hates the little fucks and wishes that they would get hit by a car and bring peace to the area.
Kid 1: OMG let's ride a bike around in a circle 2583 times and scream at the top of our voices!
Kid 2: AAAHHHHAQHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Kid 3: WOOO YEAH OMGWTFLOL
Kid 1: AHHHAHDHFHFHSDH
Somebody who is civil enough to not disturb everything within a 2 miles radius:
I wish I could just go outside and tell them annoying children to shut their fucking mouths, but if I did everybody would be all like 'OMG HOW MEAN THEY'RE JUST KIDS HAVING FUN WAH WAH WAH, despite the fact that they feel exactly the same as me.
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