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Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021


Kaiser dawg

When you slip your junk out of a hot dog bun and scream with your thumb up your ass.

Yo did you see me hit that Kaiser Dawg?

by 1738 breezy 16 December 17, 2016


Mad Kaiser

Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord

Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.

by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021


Kaisered

The practice of relinquishing interests and claims over one's replacement child with the intent of never again resuming or reasserting them. Causes include many social and cultural factors as well as mental illness. An abandoned child is called a foundling (as opposed to a runaway or an orphan). Baby dumping refers to parents (generally mothers) abandoning or discarding a child younger than 12 months in a public or private place with the intent of disposing it.

Jenelle announced she was a changed person because she gave birth to a child that replaced the first one she Jaced, only to have this one Kaisered so she could lay out at the beach.

by killadilla31 July 5, 2014


Cj Kaiser

A CUNT

CJ KAISER IS A CUNT

by DJ Nikki tots December 10, 2018


Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021


Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 4, 2018