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Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)
The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.
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Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.
Look dude, there's the Kaiser.
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Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!
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1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate
2) To masturbate
I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.
I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!
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To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.
Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
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To be caught masturbating.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
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1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse
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