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Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor
You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..
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Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all
Keanu Minaj means iconic and very important
Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
A Asian-Cuban that wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into amelia
“Hey, you know Amelia?”
“Yeah, Keanu Eng wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into her.”
one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?
Me: yea, he’s my dad
Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!