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when your having sexy time with a girl and you ask her to eat your ass but you forgot about that Dairy gold you drank so youve got the wicked shits and you give her a little rocky road of your own if you know what I mean.
Bro Abigail finally came over and I blew my chances I be pulling a Keaton!! But that dairy gold was nice.
To make use of a gentleman's website with the sound the sound turned off as not to alert other house members or hotel guests.
A silent movie
The hotel room walls are paper thin....Better make it a Buster Keaton
Keaton (girl) is the most kind,loving and fun person out there. She is outgoing, funny and gorgeous! She has beautiful eyes and is very creative . If you hurt someone that is close to her, You are screwed. Keaton (girl) is very unique and intelligent ! She also has so many friends! Everyone wishes they could be like her.
Tia: "omg did you see Keaton (girl) last night? She looked amazing!"
Tammy:" I know! She's so pretty and funny!"
Teacher: " Keaton (girl) is so intelligent she got another A+ on her test!"
Greg:" she didn't even study! How is she so smart?"
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Michael John Douglas (born September 5, 1951), better known by the stage name Michael Keaton, is an American actor who became popular for his early comedic film roles, most notably his performance as the title character of Tim Burton's Beetlejuice, and later gained international fame for his dramatic portrayal of Bruce Wayne / Batman in Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns. He has appeared in various other films, including Night Shift, Mr. Mom, Clean and Sober, Pacific Heights and Jackie Brown, and has also provided voicework for Pixar's Cars and Toy Story 3.
Michael Keaton's career was given another major boost when he was again cast by Tim Burton, this time as the titular comic book superhero of the 1989 blockbuster Batman. Burton cast him because he thought that Keaton was the only actor who could believably portray someone who has the kind of darkly obsessive personality that the character demands. Warner Bros. received thousands of letters of complaint by fans commenting that Keaton was the wrong choice to portray Batman, given his prior work in comedies and the fact that he lacked the suave, handsome features and tall, muscular physicality often attributed to the character in the comic books. However, Keaton's dramatic performance earned widespread acclaim from critics and audiences alike, and Batman became one of the most successful films of the year.
According to Les Daniels' reference book, Batman: The Complete History, Keaton wasn't surprised when he was first considered as Batman as he initially believed the film would be similar to the 1960s television series starring Adam West. It was only after he was introduced to Frank Miller's comic book mini-series, The Dark Knight Returns, that Keaton really understood the dark and brooding side of Batman that he portrayed to much fan approval. Keaton later reprised the role in the sequel Batman Returns (1992), which was another critically acclaimed success, though also controversial for being darker than the previous film.
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Keaton
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the best guy-friend a girl could ever wish for. hes always there for you when you need him and he will always cheer you up. gives the best hugs ever, is quite attractive and tall. loves gaming but will stop everything hes doing and come talk to you if you ask. you will almost definately fall for him at some point in your friendship. he is just plain amazing. <3 =
girl 1 - "who'd you walk home with?"
girl 2 - "keaton bull. he was making me laugh the whole way!"
girl 1 - "he sounds like a great person"
girl 2 - "oh he is! and he give the best hugs too!"
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Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.
Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already
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