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During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.
You'd be a real miracle worker if you can give my sister, Beatrice, the Helen Keller.
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The coolest cat to ever grace the earth with his presence. The bees knees. The cream of the crop. The cat's pajamas.
Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone
Hottie Groupie: "Dayum, who's that smokin hawt cool kid over there?"
Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"
Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."
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Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.
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Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.
Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
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A city and a school district that is so shit-stupid, that they spend money that they don't have. Also known as the "poor as hell" city of North Texas.
Mayor - So what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?
Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?
Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!
(Seriously, they did that...)
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when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.
Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.
Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!
Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.
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a muff muncher cheesy fanny man slag
oi oi elaine fam what’s ur bbm??
don’t talk to me fam u look like Trinity Keller
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