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The most amazing guy to me, he's everything I've ever wanted. He's perfect to me. I love him with all of my heart, and he is simply wonderful. He stole my heart, so I guess I can't really love him with all of MY heart...
But he is a simply GORGEOUS guy, and I love being with him, even though sometimes it doesn't seem like it.. He makes me smile for THE longest times ANYONE can achieve, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else ever will, and he makes me feel like someone actually cares. That someone actually cares about me and loves me and will take care of me. I felt like I've loved other people before, but not like how I love him.
Yea, there are some things he does that I don't like, but I love him for him. I love him just the way he is, but I know he's not going to stay the same forever. And I'm ready for that. I want to be with him, through everything. I want him to be with me. I love him, and I'm glad he's with me.
So girls, if you ever fined your Parker Kilts, whether he has either of those names for first or last, KEEP HIM!!:)
~I love you, Parker Kilts.
~You're soo amazing, Parker Kilts!
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When a drunken rugby player administers a curb stomping to any individual while the drunkard is wearing a kilt. In traditional fashion, the drunken rugger has no underwear on. This exposes the victim to the drunken ruggers gentiles, further humiliating him. The victim suffers from a beating, a beating from a man in a kilt, and a face full of junk.
Spicy threw a Manhattan Kilting on that punk last night!
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To be, Owned or Badly killed by some one with extreme skill.
DAAAMMMNNN Corn just got Kilt by White Chocolate.
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when u look up a kilt n see nuts or u get shown nuts when a brit or scot is sitting down with a kilt n no boxers
i was watchigna hot chick when she was being a very s(sister)ilf looking kilt peeker so i fucked that shit hard
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The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt
Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice
Vicky: tiny
slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"
"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"
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A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.
We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.
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