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The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.
Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
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The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.
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The musical equivalent to death by a lawnmower.
"Cobwoman of Death meets Mr. Smelly Mop."
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The act of getting a Blowjob and the girl bites of ur pubes
Dude now i don't have to shave any more now that i have rachel who gives me a polish lawnmower
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When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
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When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.
Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.
Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth
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