Leads the league

Does the most out of a group of friends....ie, whining, getting girls, making excuses, stupid jokes, etc...

Chris: Did you see that fat chick Steve brought home last night?

Ben: I know, he "leads the league" in hogging.

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Lead Dick

A very hard boner.

Tom: James control your lead dick! That's the third pair of pants you ripped today.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.

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The Lead Team

Simply the most amazing team found on the planet. The Lead Teams status on Rollins college is legendary and consists of planning epic events and outrageous parties in the TTP. There leadership has resulted in a 61% reduction in campus tuition, better campus food, and a campus wide ban of crocs.

"Have you talked to your Lead Team liaison?"

"Lead Team? What's that?"

"The heroes who rock the universe"

"Huh?"

"You know what? Forget it fool. If you ain't down with The Lead Team you ain't $!*#.

lead head

noun
somebody who's head is so thick they are often drop outs. quitters.

some side effects are: they trip a lot. laugh at jokes a little too late.

but beware, some people have these side effects because they were dropped on their head as a child or just plain ate too much candy.

Britney: like oh my gosh! today i learned how to spell bus

Jessica: umm.... wow. (how the crap do you spell bus wrong?) how did you spell it?

Britney: B-U-S-S

Jessica: DANG! you must be some sort of lead head!

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Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

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lead zeppelin

Lead Zeppelin refers to how Led Zeppelin achieved there name, when drummer Keith Moon from band, "The Who" said that they'd go down like a lead balloon (which at the time was a british expression meaning that theyd fail horribly) when asked to join the band. Led Zeppelin later took this term and used it as there name but changes the spelling to "Led" to avoid pronounciation errors.

"that'll go down like a lead balloon",
it wasnt actually Lead Zeppelin it was Lead Balloon,
and Led Zeppelin was the name of the band,

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lead singer

The frontman (or woman) of a band, usually in rock music, but can also be rap/pop/country/jazz etc. If the singer is male, it means he is the one who dates all the women!

James Hetfield is the lead singer of Metallica.

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