birthday lemur

When you and someone else are one day apart for birthdays

Omg ur birthday is a day after mine?? We’re birthday lemurs!

maple lemur

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.

Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.

Lemurality

Lemurality is the action of worshipping lemurs and living your life by their ideals. Also, in order to truly follow the beliefs of lemurality, you must be opposed to and kill all monkeys.

Person: "What is your religion?"
Me: "LEMURALITY!!"