lemur

The lemur - the most awesome animal on the planet, found naturally only in Madagascar. The ringtailed lemur is the most widely known (like zaboomafoo, or however it's spelled), and looks like a bit of a cross between a cat/fox/raccoon.

Hey, let's go to the zoo and look at the lemurs!

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lemur

The coolest animal alive; can also be used repeativly to annoy someone. Also feels weird to say.

Dude, the other day; that one chick just couldn't shut up. She just kept saying "Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur Lemur" over and over

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lemur

A nickname for a rather short person who has great jumping abilities.

Look, at Lemur over there, he sure does tackle funny.

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lemur

(n.) Not to insult the nocturnal creature (Lemuroidea) from which this term was gleaned, it is used in the hack/tech community as a word-play on "lamer".

Lloyd Blankenship is NOT +++The Mentor+++!!! He's just a thieving lemur.

~ or~

One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.

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lemur

A small poo, measuring anywhere from 1 to 2 cm.

Dude, I thought I had to take a huge dump but it was just a fucking lemur!

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lemurs

only the greatest animal that ever existed

A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.

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lemuring

While attending large events, it describes the action of someone who joins a group conversation only to stare like a lemur while remaining awkwardly silent.

Person 1: "I've had it with this onslaught of people who can't have a normal conversation. I'm saying they enter the group, say their name, and literally stare at me while the rest of us try to converse like a bug eyed lemur didn't just sit on someone's shoulder."
Person 2: "Wow, that sound like some pretty extreme lemuring."