When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.
Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?
Exactly what it says
The lobes between a womans legs
"nice cuntal lobes bro" or "your a cuntal lobe"
A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.
"You're an occipital lobe, your vision is awesome!"
The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!
poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death
maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight
A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."
P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."
An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.
P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"