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1. gay mf that writes bangers
2. leader of a lesbian cult
3. childless
Person 1: What's your favorite Louis Tomlinson song?
Person2: That's a weird way to ask me if i'm a lesbian
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Louis Tomlinson, widely known as the sassmasta from doncasta, is the most savage, sassy little shit to walk the earth. give that bitch a carrot and suspenders and he'll smack you with his boyfriends gucci handbag and then walk away while showing off his ass, bigger than Kim's. He signed a contract with Eleanor Calder but won't admit it, it is believed that the contract will end late June 2020 (next month). Call him smol and he outta teach your flat ass a lesson or two because he's 5"9. Mess with him and your dead.
Harry (to the other One Direction boys): Yo look at my hubby, he's so smol and sexy.
Louis Tomlinson(to harry): SHUT THE FOOK UP! I WILL FOOK YOU UP
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A member of the famous boyband One Direction (with 4 other members Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Niall Horan. He hails from Doncaster. He is hot, cute and undeniably funny and is very protective for his loved ones. Although many Directioners know that he is the immature one in the band, he is really caring and hilarious. He will light up your life and you'll love him forever. Has a good taste in women.
A: omg who is that hot dude?
B:i mean, its obviously Louis Tomlinson
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A sassy King. Probably the sassiest chilling-and-unbothered king out there. Former member of One Direction who used to be Zayn Malik's best friend, they even got matching tattoos. Also Freddie's dad.
Girl 1: Hey, did you learn what happened to Louis Tomlinson, recently? A unknown girl called him and told him that he better follow her on Twitter. Louis said no and the girl told him that she hopes his baby dies.
Girl 2: OMG, what a bitch! She's probably a directionator. What did Louis say?
Girl 1: He asked her if she really just said that, and when she answered "yes I did", he calmly told her that his phone is recording and that he will send this to his lawyer. I swear I've never seen someone apologize so fast hahaha
Girl 2: Ah yes, we stan sassy Louis.
Girl 1: Tommo way.
Louis Tomlinson is the synonym of tiny, small, little and miniature.
He's Louis Tomlinson.
The reason we are all alive .... he’s going to rule the world one day
You don’t need a FOOKING example
I LIKE GIRLS YOU EAT CARROTS-LOUIS TOMLINSON