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When someone vomits inside a womens vagina and closes it back up for the next man to eat out. then that man shits in her vagina to make it worse smelling. Than finally, she squeezes it out into a paper bag to give to her boyfriend, who has just been cheated on twice.
Bob: oh fuck!!!
Andy: What happend!
Bob: my girl, just gave me a chunky lunchbox
Andy: oh that sucks
Bob: i had a feeling she was cheating.
A new manuever in dick puppeteering. This is a mix between the "Goat" and the infamous "Fruitbasket." Created by twisting the penis and balls combo 180 degrees, tucking between ones legs and bending over to reveal the "Northwest Lunchbox." If done correctly, the cinnamon ring will be directly above the lunchbox.
While bending over, it was unfortunate that I caught a glimpse of my Dad's Northwest Lunchbox.
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A vagina. The holiest of holies. The flesh purse. Pussy.
Look at that broad saunter on by with her pink lunchbox. I sure would like to put some sausage into it.
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When a woman is on her period and you go down on her butt hole and she poops in your mouth so you spit in into her vagina.
she was on her period so i went down on the dirt road and she farted and pooped in my mouth so i got mad and spit it into her vagina. thus the Rusty Lunchbox.
Better known as the Nintendo GameCube. After all, it sorta looks like one. Really though what was Nintendo thinking?
"Hey, I just got Super Smash Bros Melee for the purple lunchbox!"
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When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.
Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.
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A meal composed entirely of meat and food rich in protein. Created to give pirates their energy during their plundering. It was usually packed for portable consumption, hence the Lunchbox part. Is now used to refer to a lunchbox for kids that don't like vegetables.
Mom: Billy, I've packed you celery sticks and peanut butter for lunch.
Billy: Aww, I wanted a Pirate's Lunchbox.
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