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Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.
Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."
Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""
Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."
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creepy group of village resorts branded as 'family friendly' vacations. in truth very tacky (think beached Carnival Cruise line) roach infested clubs who cater to the lowest common gluttonous denominator. Kiddie pools if you love pee and screaming, adult pools to prance around naked & get your all-inclusive freak on!!!
Adena: eeeeeewww there was totally like this wicked GIANT cockroach on my wall when i got home from dinner!!! OHemgee totes thought this place was sposed to be bomb dot com :(
Me: ya i wanted to get away and unwind from the pressures of life, but this place just makes me wanna kill myself! TBH i'd rather have just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express
Adena: hey, HIE was good enough for Donald Trump!
Me: omg!... epiphany. let's build a wall around Club Med, and Mexico will pay!!!
Both: hehehehehez
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A pre-med student who acts like a doctor but hasnt gotten in to medical school and probably never will.
What a pre-med dick, he thinks he can diagnose me with schizophrenia.
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(n) When a medical students once curvy and luscious ass begins to appear flat and saggy from sitting all day.
Student 1: Man she was so hot last year.
Student 2: Yeah but then she got that med school ass.
Student 1: Pancaked!
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Something that is crazy good...
The chocolate ice cream is amazing, it's off its meds.
When M.J. Moon walks on your sunny D after you've spilt it according to you'r shrinked pale ass.
Wal-Mart: Omg , i'm not taking medication ever again in Madison Wi.
ME: Taylor Gang! Ecine Med Sun
Some stupid word in danish that all my danish friends wants me to pronounce
and then laugh at me because I can't.
Person 1: Do want some Rødgrød med fløde
Person 2: WTF is that even a fucking word?
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