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An aliment that occurs to vegans when they visit Melbourne and live on a diet of mostly Lord of the Fries Burgers and other and faux meat products. The symptoms usually include gassiness, bloating and constipation.
Man, I have Melbourne belly... haven't been to the toilet in days.
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Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.
The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.
Last time I was in Sydney I was invited into the toilets for a Melbourne Cup.
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1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.
Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????
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Melbourne Sound is a sub genre of electronic music developed over the years in the underground club scene of Melbourne Victoria Australia. Melbourne Sound generally consists of 4x4 beats with hard baselines.
Stevie Mink - Simon Says (Pioneer of the Melbourne Sound)
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A good way to get out of a sticky situation.
Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"
The overwhelming fear experienced by creatives and go-getters who realise that just about all their peers are engaged in equally ambitious projects.
Oh dear, he has a show on PBS and he is a ceramicist - I am getting the Melbourne Scaries!
"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."
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