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A man amongst boys. A God amongst men.
Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian the world has ever seen.
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To humiliate or destroy in any competition.
Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.
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The hottest piece of man in the pool.
He's a complete boss, probably known as the greatest swimmer in history.
I have a feeling the pool heats up when Michael Phelps dives in.
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Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.
For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.
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I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet
When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.
Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
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The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".
Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!
Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.
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