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Molest-a-mobile

A huge sixteen passenger van that people go into, but never come out of.

Pedophile: "Hi kids! Want some candy?!?!"

Children: "Sure! Come on everyone, let's go!!!"

*Children climb into van...*

Pedophile: "Ahah! I tricked them into my molest-a-mobile!! Let the molest-fest begin!"

by AlexHannahMaggieCandace January 8, 2009

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

by Who cares? December 8, 2005

42πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Textually Molested

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.

OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

by Drew Sinclare March 21, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


style molester

When someone is so all over a style they're practically molesting it.

Dude, you're such a style molester with those 80's MC Hammer pants.

by eevers March 22, 2009


eye molester

He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."

That dude in the corner over there is such an eye molester, I feel like I need to go shower. #eww

by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014


E-molest

The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)

See pedo and child predator

β€œThat dude Seth e-molested nearly 20 kids and should be hung.”

by sunontop August 6, 2019


guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 21, 2005

67πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž