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when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.
Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?
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a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder
"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"
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1) needs alittle more voltage
2) taste amazing
3) blue
person 1: I got mountain dew voltage
person 2: me too I wanna light up like a glow stick damn that commerical is misleading!!!
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Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.
Guy1- Dude?
Guy2- What?
Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans
Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie
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When humidity and dew point conditions are perfect in the Ozark mountains of Missouri, a due sets in that is made from mountain dew. Also, when there is frost here it becomes a mountain dew slushy.
Is there a dew right now?
No theres a mountain dew!
Oh we've reached the Mountain Dew Point!
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All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.
See Essence of Late Nights.
Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.
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An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.
Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.
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