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Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 4, 2017


Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face

Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.

by January 22, 2021


Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"

Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me

by Pyromythical March 5, 2014


Muffed

To be Anally penetrated and or totally destroyed up in this bitch

Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets

by Brad69420 October 8, 2019


Muffed

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019


muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017


muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 7, 2014