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An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.
neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"
Regards, Cudd all of you special!
The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.
We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.
when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.
Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?
Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.
Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?
I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE
'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'
When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.
We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.
mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch mulch
I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!
I cannot be stopped