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The armpit of orange county. A bar where you can drink hard, throw dice, smoke cigs, play cards, and dilly gaf all night and day.
Lets go to the Iron Mule tonight for some beers and a game of three man!
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Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."
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An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
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The person (usually a friend or family member) you have a rebate check sent to when you've already collected on that rebate yourself; often necessary for manufactuer's rebates on liquor, which are limited to one per household.
I already hit this $10 rebate for Canadian Club a month ago, so I'm gonna use Tom as my rebate mule for this new bottle.
One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
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Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.
I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.
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1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.
I will beat you like a rented mule.
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