rebate

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

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rebate

To follow up a masturbation session with another masturbation session.

Saturday night was lonely so I wanked then out of boredom I rebated.

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rebate

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

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rebate

when a skiing/snowboard trick or jump attempt does not work. then you go back and try it again.

got to go rebate that shit

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rebate

rebate: to have a comeback in a rap/rhyme battle against another rapper.

Yo, his rebate was tight!

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Rebate means to masturbate again.

Pete knocked on the bathroom door, saying, "Hey Fred, we're playing softball, what are you doing in there?"

"I'm having a rebate," said Fred, "I'll be right out."

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rebate

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.

Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.

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