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a person who solicits customers for a nanny, usually in return for a share of the nanny's earnings; i.e. nanny referral services.
Stressed out wife: I can't find a sitter for tonight. We may have to cancel our plans...
Husband: Well, we can always call a nanny pimp. They can hook us up with a sitter...For a price.
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Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.
Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.
New Zealand, a country where citizens are treated as if they were in a giant kindergarten. Overly cautious approach to basic human rights.
Government: There’s one Covid case, we need lock down the entire city and prevent our citizens from returning home aboard
- that’s what nanny kingdoms do
Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire
My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly
One who has the care of an elderly family member.
A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.
To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".
Friend: "You shook her?!"
Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."