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A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.
Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.
When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.
She sucked so hard I thought she was gonna swallow until I realized she was a napkin spitter.
When you jack off into a napkin and your girlfriend eats it.
I gave her the soggy napkin last night, she puked but totally loved it.
Friends you throw away after use
Napkin Friends. Use them. Abuse them. And throw them. (Away?)
Napkins have sad lives.
A dirty cum rag. Often used as a napkin on fancy occasions.
"Jesse, set the table for thanksgiving. Use the good Philadelphia napkins!"