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When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
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Going of the reservation is when certain elements such as spies or assassins either fail to complete an assignment/mission, go on an unauthorized mission, get caught and spill their guts, or go rogue. Usually resutlting in the need to neutralize(kill their ass) the said element.
lopez: hey man did you hear about that guy joe who worked with me at the CIA?
jimmy: no man what?
lopez: he went off the reservation and so I had to kill his stupid ass for going rogue.
jimmy: well thats what you get for trying to fucking double cross the CIA.
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A school in the middle of nowhere full of a shit-ton of retarded students and teachers.
Father: Hey, do you want to go to Western Reserve?
Child: Of course not, you sick fuck.
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When a gay person or homosexual doesn't want to call those who are straight or heterosexual so, they use the word reversed homosexual for a singular person and reserved homosexuals for multiple persons.
If you don't read any Boy Love mangas then you must be a reserved homosexual.
A Native typically from the Province of Manitoba who lives part on reserve land part city, whose sole desire is to pillage goods and materials from main economic centres to enrich their lives on the reserves.
Hey Tom, did you see that large group of Reservation Miners? You better lock your stuff and the breach of your 12 gauge!
A place where you'd try to shoot a car tour video, then get kicked out by a guy driving a Chevy Silverado.
You can't film at Hilltop Reserve!
Somebody who holds at least 1 million RSR tokens from the Reserve Rights protocol.
“Hey Diego, did you see Nate driving around in his yellow Lambo?”
“No way! Was that Nate?! I thought he worked at McDonalds?? How did he afford that?”
“Apparently he was stacking RSR the entire bear market, and now he’s a Reserve Ranger”
“Damn, I sold my RSR bag at 1 cent. I feel like a fucking idiot now”