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nonlinear response

A reaction that is out of measure with its impetus.

Kyle: "Hey Linda, have you got the time?"
Linda: "Eat a dick Kyle"
Brian: "nonlinear response there Linda. Its 9:30 Kyle"

by jake jeckle December 12, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kuthian response

A comment made that, regardless of the issue, seeks to insite outburst or shock by refuting social mores or norms. Generally has an element of perversion but may also refer to

Statement: Wow, I can't believe that teacher nailed her 6th grade student.
Kuthian Response: *Now way*, that kid's lucky she took total advantage of him!

Or:
Man, I just got my cell phone bill.
Kuthian Reponse: "Cell phones *SUCK* they're worthless, and are a stupid idea. I never use one."

by paddleman January 16, 2006

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Video Response

When you write something very important to a person in Yahoo Messenger, and that person says nothing, but in stead, she gives you a link to a video on youtube, that has nothing to do with what you just said

Andrew_1907: Simone, I really have to admit that… how should I put it… I feel so inlove right now

Simone_angel: (link)

Andrew_1907: Oh, great tune. I like the video too. Cool... video response.

by Androix October 6, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


environmentally responsible

A new Buzz world that is being said now by company's. to make Hippies think that they care about there CO2 output. but in reality it's just a marketing ploy. so that stupid hippies will support them and think that there cars put out less admissions then outer brands.

environmentally responsible

Globe Warming is smaller, and a lot less of a big deal then the Hippies are making it out to be. the earth goes through nature warming cycles did any one take earth science.

by seroyer January 13, 2009

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.

I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


No-response Syndrome

The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.

People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said.

It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before.

Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up.

This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia.

Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right?
JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while?
/no response from JaneDoe/
*thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding.

JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen.

/no response from JaneDoe/

by OlegTheGreat March 27, 2009

17πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

by Hyacinth Bucket April 24, 2005

48πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž