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Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.

Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.

by Buster the Cat April 14, 2011

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nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 1, 2010


nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 4, 2011


Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.

Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 22, 2010


Leaking Nostril

When your having intercourse And your about to nut put your dick in your girlfriends nostril And let it rip

“Bro I have my girl a leaking nostril Last night”

by Djdjuxndjx April 17, 2019


coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.

“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”

by popapoppin January 28, 2018


squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 10, 2011