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pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position
Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.
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When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.
"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"
This my friends is a granny hacker
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When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.
Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night
Guy 2: wasteman cuz
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A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Damn man that old granny I banged felt so good!
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A pair of underwear which are usually A) larger than the woman who wears them. B) Very stretchy and elastic. C) The best pair of undies you'll ever wear.
Most people frown upon them because, as we all know, the smaller your undies are, the cooler you are. But in terms of comfort and practicality they beat thongs by a mile or more.
I wear granny panties because I'd rather have baggy undies than a string in my ass.
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WHEN A YOUNG STUD HAS ONE WOMAN OVER 60 SITTING ON HIS FACE AND ANOTHER WOMAN OVER 60 ENTERING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STRAP ON DILDO.
BOY, LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH BINGO, BUT I WAS PLEASANTLEY SURPRISED, AFTER SCONES AND COFFEE, I ENDED UP SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANNY PIE! I CAN NOW MARK THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!
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A term describing underwear for women that sadly might include anything that covers the butt nowadays. Only associated with old ladies or young women considered "losers", which is ridiculous because they look cute on young women, and are 10 times more comfy than a stupid thong which is a constant wedgie.
No matter what you say, it's just underwear so do whatever the hell you want to do.
A tool: Ew since you're a young woman who wears granny panties that are comfortable and don't go up your ass you are a loser!
Young woman: Whatever, if you are that pathetic and shallow enough to judge me by the type of underwear I wear, you should seriously be an hero.
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