Jobs

1. To look up information on your Apple device

2. To dick around on your Apple device

3. To communicate via your Apple device

1. Can you Jobs the score on ESPN for me?

2. Quit Jobsing before you get smartphone dead leg, slut chops, and make me some bacon!

3. Will you please be my textretary and Jobs Steve about that rehearsal?

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Job

Something that people hate or love. Others just do it for money

Bob:I love my job

Harry: lucky, I hate mine

no job

noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.

"Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me."
"Well?? How far did you guys go?"
"Are you kidding me?! She's hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it."

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job

"Joerb" Joreb,Jorreb,Joerb, ah never mind.

You did a great Joerb out there Homestar. (a couple of days later) You did a great Job (yeah) out there Homeastier.

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job

something catergorized by race

White-lawyer, doctor, pop star, wigger
Black- rapper, dopeboy, pimp
Hispanic- McDonalds, assmebly line
Asian- restaurant worker
Arab- casino owner, convience store owner
Italian- gangster, hitman, butcher

"Man, I need a job..."

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Job

Job - (Verb) is the act of making a fist with one hand, raising that hand over an un-expecting person's head and then using a north to south motion hitting the unexpected person on the top of their head with the bottom of your closed fist.

AJ i'm going to job you if you don't stop.

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Job

Something that taken dedication and hard work.

Mark Samuels doesn't have a job

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