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Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."
One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.
This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.
Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.
“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”
Da shiny trophy dat da players on both teams hope to take home after da end-of-season "big game".
Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.
A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.
That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!