Alternative name for balls. Specifically, the balls as they rest just on/under the chin.
She had some cute fuzzy chin ornaments.
A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.
That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!
Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."
One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.
This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.
Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
Da shiny trophy dat da players on both teams hope to take home after da end-of-season "big game".
Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.
A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.
“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”