my chemical bro show

What people refer the popular emo band My Chemical Romance as.

“No way you’re jamming out to my chemical bro show.”

Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.

“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

Obsolete Shitheap

A large pile of out of date or useless shit.

“You bought yourself an obsolete shitheap of a car”