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the act of doing 69 while the guy is on top, thus causing the scrotum sac to cover the mouth and nose like an oxygen mask
I was with a girl last night and i gave her the oxygen mask so long she was fighting to push me off of her.
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A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
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Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
Oi you smelly Oxygen Thief, get a fucking job
Andrew Paul is an oxygen thief
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Noun - slang term for money, green because of the color of American paper currency, and oxygen because you can't live without it. Used to describe money, especially when you really need it.
Rockstar: You know I got that green oxygen.
Kaity: How did you get that?
Rockstar: By doing work and getting paid!
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An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.
- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
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when u get high without actually smoking summing. The state i just happen to be in all the time. Also called haaapyyy (spoken in true chipmunk style)
person 1: oi was wrong wif u, u is high and we havent smoked since yesterday!!
person 2: i dunno ngeeheeeghihi i must be high on oxygen. ure head looks like a pumpkin
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A synonym for 'Air Pie' first created by a girl named Jessicka in london, the word has since become popularised in local youth cultures and is at the moment the hottest thing around.
'Don't gimme no oxygen cakes bruv'
'nah blud, you ent givin me dem oxygen cakez'
'Brother, could you please refrain from providing me with oxygen cakes?, thanks.'
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