package pants

pants that are cut in a way as to enhance the male package.

look out bro, Jack has his package pants on today.

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Sex Package

A Sex Package is everything to do with ones sexualness, in bed and out of bed! Theyre expressions, mannerisms, feelings & looks!
Everything sexual combined...to make a "Sex Package"

"Kate, I love Your Sex package!"

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package deal

When the target of your affection will not do anything with you without the inclusion of his/her best friend.

Steve: Hey, there's a concert this weekend. Wanna go?
Alice: What about Stephanie?
Steve: What about her?
Alice: Well, I can't leave her out.
Steve: But this is like supposed to be a date, you know? Just you and me?
Alice: No Stephanie, no me. YOU BOY!

The next day--
Burt: So, what happened with you and Alice?
Steve: Man, she wouldn't go if Stephanie wasn't invited too.
Burt: OH FUCK. THE PACKAGE DEAL.

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Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

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swagger package

noun. the essence of swagger. in a package. usually used when referring to hot males. who have the swagger. not used solely for reference to gang members. Not necessarily physical as aura and confidence.

girl 1- (talking to blind friend) "Girl, did you see his swagger package?"
blind friend- "Damn, I could sense it from over here!"

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Gym Package

An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.

Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.

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Smoke Package

Someone that is a complete bullshitter.

Dean is a smoke package.

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