Pea Bagging

When a man's balls are in excruciating amount of pain and a bag of frozen peas is used as an implement to numb the marbles in question.

Alayna: I hear Jeremy had his vasectomy today? How's he doing?

Mike: Oh yeah, he's completely fucked he's just been sitting in a chair Pea Bagging his jewels in all day; trust me, he's not going anywhere anytime soon.

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swirled peas

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."

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pea head

a guy with a pea shaped head, bearing in mind that u only say it to the annoying pea heads.

"oi!.... Pea-ed"
"Yea nice one Pea-ed"

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mahina pea

lunalas cry used in pokemon when cosmoem evolves into lunala

Lillie: wow i didnt expect nebby evolving into a legendary!
Lunala (aka nebby): MAHINA PEA!!!

Pea Chopper

Using your finger tips to smack your brother on the top of the head with as much force as you can muster!!!

your gonna get a pea chopper if you don't watch your mouth you little shit!!!

pea soup

a.) Old slang used to describe people of french heritage.

b.) strength or physical ability

a.) "Don't screw with him, he's pea soup!"

b.) *after throwing a car across a canyon* PEA SOUP, BITCHES.

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nigger peas

Slang term for black eyed peas or blak eyed beans.

She gave me a bowl of nigger peas with rice for dinner.

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