Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.

Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.

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pee pee whacked

verb. To get belittled, or get your balls busted by your boss for saying something illogical or not being productive while in a meeting with your colleages.

Doug: (Says something illogical)

Mike: Hold on a minute there Doug, I'm going to whack your pee pee on this.

Afterwords
Colleages: Man you really got your pee pee whacked.

Doug: I know, it's worse than being Becca'd (Definition 1). I'm going to have to go and get some Nan (Definition 7) tonight. Hopefully I don't end up with an Eric (Definition 20).

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Mr Pee Pee

To describe your Penis -

Mr Pee Pee wants to come out and play!

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pee pee chonies

when someone takes a comment too personal & gets bummed; someone that doesnt know how to laugh at themselves.

"Dont get all pee pee chonies, I was just kidding"

"Orale, that vato got all pee pee chonies because his hyna was laughing at him"

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Pee pee crayon

Slang word for weed used by teenagers in the Midwest region

Person 1: "Damn bro u good?"
Person 2: "Nah bro I'm on that pee pee crayon."

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There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

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Pee Pee Island

Look's strange right? Guys It's litteraly an island at canada.Yeah,that's it.

Look,its pee pee island