Cheese Peel

When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.

I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.

glue peeling

When you are extremely bored in class, a very entertaining activity is to pour a nice sized glob of glue (preferably Elmers white glue) onto your hands. Then when you rub your hands together, the glue will become solid and is then fun to peel off.

This activity can be an entertaining activity to be used anywhere from a fifteen minute public speaker, to a two hour lecture.

It is not harmful to your health in anyway.

Gorilla glue and other extremely adhesive glues have not yet been tested, so please use caution when experimenting.

"Dude, how did you manage to stay awake? That guy was so boring!"

"I was glue peeling the entire time!"

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peel out

To accelerate from a stop in such a manner that the tires squeal and smoke. To burn rubber.

Waylon peeled out from the stoplight in his 57 Chevy.

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peel the onion

1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife

Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.

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Peel porn

When you peel something off of another thing and it is satisfying to both watch and do.

"Have you seen the peel porn yet?"
"Yeah. I did the peel porn with my new mirror."

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Chemical Peel

Explosive, stinging, acid-like, burning, liquid shit that leaves the bung hole painfully raw.

I just dropped a chemical peel. I need a medicated wipe bad. Raw hamburger down there.

potato peeling

The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.

Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell

Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??

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