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A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.
"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."
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A completely unnecessary piece of information the needs to be removed from memory in order to make room for more important information.
Matt: "Oh shit, how am I going to remember that penicillins act on the peptidoglycan cell wall with D-Alanyl-Danyline chains"
Kiko: Nope, penguin.
Matt: Splash.
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Someone who is a snitch or a backstabber.
I really wanted to watch a movie with Richard, but he ditched me to hang out with Ned. What a penguin!
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A slightly overused head dress that women use to make men into empowered woman dinosaur rights activists with a slight fetish for ice cream sculptures
Those penguins sure know how to eat cheese
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penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!
AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!
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The only animal that I would concider fucking
Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin
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