Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

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penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

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Penile region

The area around your dick

Harry: My penile region is really hairy

Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch

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penile instrument

Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner

She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.

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Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.

Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).

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Penil convention

A secret meeting between homo sexual men, where they discuss their penis' and the new and creative things they do with them to other homosexual men.

guy 1:Hey Henry! My penis points up!

guy 2: ITS OUR VERY FIRST PENIL CONVENTION! yay

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penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

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