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A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.
Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!
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An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.
If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.
3 ao3 tags that are next to each other in the popular tags section
' Pain Panic Penises, ahh yes the 3 p's ' (i said this very loudly once vv funny)
Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.
Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
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A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.
gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls
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Used to insult someone who smells horrible
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