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A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
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What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.
Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.
The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)
Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.
An unattractive male who's horny.
"Did you see that pervert hitting on Sally. I didn't know there was enough alcohol in the world for someone like that to be conceived."
vs.
"Did you see that hottie rubbing his unit up against Sally. They left together like fifteen minutes ago."
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