Rural Dictionary

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 2, 2003

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Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."

by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006

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To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.

"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"

by Canadaslang December 24, 2011

steel pier amusment park

a shanty little amusement park in atlantic city new jersy. the worst place to work in the summer time do to the fact that the supervisers all fuck each other and inbreed

lil-liz-hay boris

boris-yes lil liz

lil-liz- lets inbreed and make another superviser

boris- hells yes let me get in that omega fat ass in this steel pier amusment park

by flizzz October 15, 2008

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it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev July 11, 2008

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