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When men play with there balls in there pants through there pockets in there pants!
I saw Frank playing Pocket ping pong yesterday when I was talking to him.
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The game in which a man and a woman play ping pong, the man with a paddle and the woman with her vagina which is used in the serve
God! laura aced me last night with a very "tight" shot
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The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)
Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!
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The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.
-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"
Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro
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To play a nice game of ping pong.
The consequesnces of losing are to strip naked either after:
A) One has one the game
B) One has forfeitted the game
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you just take off an article of clothing per time your opponent gets a point
Jimmy and Sara were playin strip ping pong and sara lost. Then proceeded to strip naked for a very happy Jimmy
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A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.
I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.
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When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.
Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...
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