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"There are unlimited bad situations which would occur unmeasurably more frequently without the police, so give it up already." Yeah yeah yeah. Look at any stateless society, whether it's the Bushmen or the Paris Commune, and you see exactly the opposite. All this nonsense about civilisation being overwhelmed by bogeymen if the cops didn't exist is just the result of the feverish imaginations of people who are still trapped in their Oedipus issues, think daddy's going to kill them unless they do as they're told and so project their repressed desire to be free onto other people, imagining it to be a desire to do bad things instead. Also, there's a big list of bad situations which only happen because of the police, e.g.: being stitched up, being Rodney Kinged, being arrested for DWB, wars which happen cos cops smash protests against them, fascists who take power with police support, racism which is fuelled by police support for the racist social order, class power, the anti-union laws, the Criminal Justice Act, etc. etc. All this Nazi nonsense would be impossible without cops so start thinking for yourself instead of believing the crap you're told at school and on the telly.

Fuck pigs!

Fuck pigfuckers!

Fight for freedom!!!!!

by down with pigfuckers! May 5, 2004

108๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

People who represent the law by catching criminals, and whom everyone seems to hate when they've done something wrong and have gotten caught for it.

Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.

Man 1: I HATE the police!

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!

Man 2: .....

by SheDaLaw April 20, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.

Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 13, 2006

114๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

fuckers who take your weed and smoke it at home

damn cops searched me and found my hydro

by ayout March 4, 2003

88๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


police

Good men and women who are highly disrespected, mainly by the low-life criminal scum that they have to deal with. If a cop caught you smoking pot, and told your mommy, and you got in weally big twouble wiff your mommy, don't blame the cops for messing up your life. That's your own doing, it's what happens when you abuse crap like that. Respect the police, you can't respect a whole lot of other people nowadays.

Example(16 year old idiot stoner)=Dude, the police caught me smoking weed and told my mom. I'm real bummed because my mom got real mad at me and like, I was grounded. Damn, man.

Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes!

by The guy whose name you don't know February 7, 2007

116๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding

damn bitch, took ma board

by rusty February 13, 2003

86๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


Police

(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist

The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.

by Tom Honeyfield February 14, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž