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The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
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A term used to describe older Polish men who are often involved in criminal activity. These men are clever, slick and usually have conspicuously Polish last names like Kaminski, Kowalcyzk and Kowalski. They can be involved with illegal drugs, but more often than not, partake in the sex trade.
Wow, that Aleksander Kwiatkowski is such Polish fox, he's so sly and secretive.
v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.
n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.
1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!
2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.
A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.
Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.
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A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!
She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!
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Polish Scum is a British and Irish pejorative term for the large wave of Polish migrants to both the UK and Ireland since Poland became a EU member state in 2004. This clearly racist term reflects a growing view that the lowest, most opportunistic level of Polish society has arrived in both countries in excessive numbers. Perceived characteristics of 'Polish Scum' are a lack of education, alcoholism, a refusal to learn the English language, social rudeness (often explained by their former communist status), a willingness to work for low pay and poor personal hygiene. Other abusive terms include 'Polish Parasite' or 'Polish Locust', though the term 'Polish Scum' is the most broadly used pejorative throughout the British isles.
UK: "This used to be a nice country until all this Polish Scum arrived here. They're wrecking the standards of the whole country".
IRELAND: "All you see these days is Polish Scum. They're like some sort of plague."
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True wonders of nature, polish girls are widely known as the most beautiful on this planet. Moreover, they are also intelligent, lovely, honest, well educated and emancipated. Partying like rockstars, loving like nobody else, perfect at work, in science and in bed - they are Poland's biggest pride.
"everyone loves a polish girl!"
A name of a group on Facebook.
"polish girls are beautiful - and that's damn right".
a comment on a travel forum
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