pooT

A nickname giving to the activity of playing Modern Warfare 2 Or Call of Duty Black Ops. Also the most ridiculous, amazing clan on Black Ops. Spelled pooT. Pronounced poo-ty.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm headed home to get my pooT on.
pooT den?

Damn straight!

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Poot

care

"I don't even poot."

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Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.

(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.

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POOT

A term meaning Pull Out On Time, in refrence to sex where the man pulls out before impregnating the woman. Popularized on the Elliot in the morning show.

"Come on dude, did u poot" "Naw man i'm in troble, my wife's gona kill me"

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poot

Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.

Did you stick your cock in her poot?

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pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

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Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

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