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the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work
He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.
Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.
Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.
It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!
Someone with a dramatically small penis.
His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.
Originally coined by Douglas Coupland, the poverty jetset are young people who manage to travel the world and live it up on very little money.
Tom and Jenn have been in the poverty jetset for years - even when they were in the Peace Corps, they still went Phucket and Singapore!
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While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
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Top point out a person's apparent lack of wealth or financial means
I'm so poverty shaming Paul, he's such a dole waller
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See Paragon Security.
It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.
Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."
Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"
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