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Pros

Something that stinks

That's so the pros, man.

by zeker niet de sic March 25, 2008

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PROS

Parent(s) Reading Over Shoulder

Typing PROS into a chat conversation can be used to indicate to the other person that they should either stop talking, send a wave of spam to cover what was previously said, or start talking about a "safe" topic.

Person A: hey bby
Person B: wats up?
Person A: nm just horny
Person A: u?
Person B: mm *strokes ur dick*
Person A: PROS
(After a few minutes)
Person A: ok they r gone
Person B: haha that was close

by 129847579 November 17, 2012

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pro-

A prefix or word often used in advertising, which may denote "professional," but which has come to connote "awful toy-like junk."

Our new "pro-series" condenser mics may sound like trash to an educated ear, but you're such a hack, you won't know the difference!

by fatmanstomach March 1, 2012

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Pro

To be a pro, duh...

The title of pro is the most prestigious title in the brotherhood of men to date. Its only given when earned and can never be taken back permanently, only temporarily when said pro has made a joe move. Pro is earned when accepted as a fellow pro by other pro's. The first pro is still unknown, but is thought to be founded in the mean streets of New Gunswick, NJ. To date there are roughly only 12 pros throughout the continental united states. These pro's hold an inseparable bond that can not be broken, not even the power of pussy can break it. These pro's congregate in a secret place unknown to the public, but go by the code name of brower rangers when entering the hatch. Pro status can be earned several ways, but no one knows the actual code for admission. Pro's are known to drink insane amounts of beers, lift huge weights, throw highschoolers out of parties, and take monster bong rips. On the flip side, they also ace every college test they take along with hooking up with only 18+ yr old females.

Pro can be pronounced: Pro, Pra, Prah, Pre, Preh, sometimes a grunt will even do, but to the trained Pro ear, they all sound the same.

Pro's can even get creative and make special use of the word; such as CamProdia, Proviet Union, quid pro quo, little pro peep... etc.

Joes are the enemy, even if they inhabit the same living quarters..

Whats good pro?

Later prah...

Yo pro move last nite, slaying that 18 yr old over the 16 yr old kept you outta the slammer.

Im studying abroad next semester in Prahstralia.

Kan-Jam prah?

Wanna roam the savannah pro?

Want a bud light? Nah preh, this pro's broke.

Is that a hickey on your neck pro?

That pro made a joe move when he accidentally got a HJ from a high schooler.

Promance.

This pro went to Pound Town.

A real pro would look at another prah's junk if he needed advice about a bump.

Pro, wash your damn feet.

by Prosiedon November 4, 2009

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Inna Pro-Pro

Inappropriate, kinky, sexy, nasty, naste, gnar,dirty,

Elana cover your eyes, this part of the movie is Inna Pro-Pro *chuckle*

by YurFutureWifey March 30, 2008

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Pro-pro

Derived from the term "propylene". No one really knows what propylene really is, but everyone assumes that it is a hair product, such as grease. However, upon googling the term "propylene", it is said to be a dangerous chemical, but this is irrelevant to the subject in question. Pro-pro is a shortened version of this word, simply meaning hair grease or gel. Pro-pro is also the act of styling or washing hair in any manner. Pro-pro is synonymous to hair.

"Gurl, why you puttin' so much pro-pro on yo' head? Didn't you just get yo hurr did?"

by Ookamibito February 17, 2008

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Tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro

A shorter way to say "that's totally inappropriate". Only complete losers use the horrid slang.

"Did you see what she did? What a whore."
"Yeah, that was tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro."
"Did you seriously just say that? I should stab you in the jugular."

by lglaser January 8, 2009

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