Put it in the cloud

A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.

Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.

Put in a spliff

It means to kill someone

Gb got put in a spliff
Incog got put in a spliff

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Put the nut in

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.

When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."

Put that shit on

When someone says that you put that shit on it means you’re dressed nice or drippe etc.

“Damn Kari you put that shit on today!”

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put a bird on it

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

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putting the blocks to

To have sex with

I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.

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Put it on Knucks

"Put it on Knucks" is a type of fist bump done by two friends. When this fist bump occurs, or is brought up to be done it lets the two friends know they're telling the truth, being serious, and that they're confiding in one another.

You: Dude, I just hooked up with Ms. White

Me: You're such a liar.. yea right.

You: I'm being honest but you can't tell anyone I told you.

Me: Put it on Knucks

You: Fine.

*Fist bumps each other*

Me: Omg, you're so lucky.. did you get pics?

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