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Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!
"ima poke your quim, with my quim stick baby! o yeah! you know it!
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(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
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quim barreiros is an awesome portuguese singer and the king of portuguese music known for hits like: "a cabritinha" and "a garagem da vizinha".
If someone calls you quim barreiros you should thank, that person is saying that you are someone that is very social and fun to be around, you bright up any party and have the best taste in music.
person 1: hey look at that dude, he is a real quim barreiros
person 2: you are right, i wish i was friends with him
A South West London term for tampons
The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.
A beautifully crafted vagina, akin to a dessert or tart, not overly crusty on the outside with a moist and juicy centre
"Man, she had tasty quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
The ability of one to be able to seize and conqour all that is quim.
Also a 13th Century Vietnamese clan (the quim, pro. chim)
Jonny is the ultimate quim warrior.
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Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.
Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.
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